ISMOLOGY
Here are some funny reflections on different religions.
They were sent to me a few years ago by a friend.

TAOISM
shit happens.

BUDDHISM
if shit happens, it's not really shit.

ISLAM
if shit happens, it's will of Allah.

PROTESTANTISM
shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

JUDAISM
why does this shit always happen to us?

HINDUISM
this shit happened before.

CATHOLICISM
shit happen because you are bad.

HARE KRISHNA
shit happen rama rama.

T.V. EVANGELISM
send more shit.

ATHEISM
no shit.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
knock knock, shit happens.

HEDONISM
there's nothing like a good shit happening.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
shit happens in your mind.

AGNOSTICISM
maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

EXISTENTIALISM
why is shit anyway?

STOICISM
this shit doesn't bother me.

RASTAFARIANISM
let's smoke this shit.